We're Not Very Popular

Out of all the sites on the internet, we are the 3,904,713 most visited and .000005 percent of all interent users visit our site.

We should probably work on branching out or something like that....

who is semisweet?

Alright. There has been a new assassin to many of our inner circles of bloggers named semisweet. there are a few things we know about semisweet. 1.) this person is from Haiti. 2.) this person's life goal is to dog on idiots. 3.) is a girl, not a woman, a girl. 4.) has a broad taste of music. 5.) enjoys science. 6.) can be mean and when she is mean does not feel bad about it. 7.) has met salt in person. 8.) likes to take pictures. all this stuff can be found on her blog "some blog" (http://lackofinterest-pointless.blogspot.com/).

We've at the 38 mile radius have pondered, "who is this semisweet who brings tears to our eyes and laughter in our souls?" well we've worked up some theories and here are some of them.

1.) some one who really hates bad grammar. (if that's the case I'm probably the next victim in semisweet's wrath.) The English language is very interesting. cause in case if there is a grammatical rule that doesn't fit in the grammicorial world, then they make up a rule. Plus, sometime rules of the past do not apply today because of our culture. so crap was a slang word but now an appropriate English word in our lives. semisweet has a huge problem with this and wants to save humanity from becoming a bunch of idiots.

2.) someone who has a bi-polar relationship with salt. She does not like salt's views on life but maybe secretly, she is madly in love with salt. (this was micah's theory.)

3.) someone who wants approval here at 38 mile radius so they can be apart of the team. since we already have one girl on our blog (josh). then let's have another.

4.) really a Sasquatch gnome who wants to bring down the man. the big man.

that were all the theories that we came up with. so only semisweet will know which one is right. and if your not down with that you can SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Staff Biography: Micah

In order to make the readers more acquainted and familar with the people behind this blog and what all we do, I decided to compile a brief biography and survey of each member. This is it. It isn't much, but if you learn anything about the sordid minds behind this masterpiece, I have done my job.

It is truly hard to describe a legend in just one simple paragraph, but that is the job we have when describing Micah's life. First off, the man has a keytar. How amazing is that? He plays guitar for Vicious G and piano at Bill Clinton's inaguration when he was six years old! Few people have ever done the things he has and endured the hardships that he has been faced with.
In 45 B.C., Micah immigrated from Helsinki, Sweden, in order to seek a career in the manufacturing of artisan cheeses. When Micah arrived, things did not go as well as he had planned. The local artisan cheese shop felt that Micah did not meet their standards, as artisan cheese is very difficult to make properly and requires a Ph.D. As a result of his bad luck, a local pastor and his family were more than willing to take Micah in until he can take better care of himself. Until then, Micah has taken a liking to various activities such as spilling his brilliance out onto e-paper, styling his hair, and collecting girlfriends.


Full Name: Micah Daniel Schuylar Wimmer

Role at the 38 Radius Blog: co-founder, editor, writer

Birthday: December 27th

Age: as I write this, I've been alive 5,956 days

Job Status: student

Pets: a yelping little dog

Car: the invisible one from spongbob would be ideal

Favorite Bands: Anberlin, mewithoutYou, David Crowder Band, Mute Math, Sufjan Stevens

Favorite Live Show: Mute Math

Favorite Book: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers

Favorite Movie: Monsters Inc.

Favorite TV Show: The Office/Arrested Development

Favorite Animal: Koalas and penguins

Ideal Meal: Asian food at Subway with strawberry cheesecake

Most Embarrassing Moment: I stole Chinese food once on accident

Hobbies: being really, really awesome, writing, playing instruments

Things You Hate: sarcasm, satire, Josh

Hottest Animated Character?: Ms. Pac Man. she has the best curves in the history of the world

Little Known Super Power: I have the power to say "That's what she said" at the precise moment to obtimize the funny.

Thing You MUST Know About Me: I like Russian history.... a lot.

Staff Biography: Jay

In order to make the readers more acquainted and familar with the people behind this blog and what all we do, I decided to compile a brief biography and survey of each member. This is it. It isn't much, but if you learn anything about the sordid minds behind this masterpiece, I have done my job.

Recognized across the globe as the world’s best orthodontist, Jason has done fancy tooth-work for an estimated six billion people, even for such icons as Elton John, Eddie Van Halen, and Burzum. Jason strives to make the world a better place by making sure everyone has teeth as perfect as his. While not on the job, Jason can be seen shredding it up on his deadly precise axe, writing some of the most amazing tunes that will never be released, and wallowing in self pity and loneliness.

Full Name: Jason Scott S*****

Role at the 38 Radius Blog: I drop knowledge in the form of my opinion on matters dealing with a healthy mix of things, mainly music. Aside from that, I have managed to glean tid-bits of expertise in the area of controlled rants with a dash of logic.

Birthday: July the Third

Age: Older than you.

Job Status: A washed up has-been.

Pets: I have two cats, a dog, and a rabbit. My little brother is temporarily taking care of his class pet- a hermit crab by the name of ‘Prince’.

Favorite Bands: There are many. Among them are Incubus, Rancid, Mastodon, Shadows Fall, and Enya.

Favorite Live Show: I really enjoy going to strip clubs with my friends and pounding a few beers whilst I enjoy the spectacle. Anything of that nature would qualify as my favorite, I suppose.

Favorite Book: You may think I am queer, or not, but I really enjoy Hamlet. I also like ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest’, the basis for a film adaptation that followed.

Favorite Movie: Shaving Ryan’s Privates.

Best song on Earth: Cannibalism by Vicious G, featuring a guest appearance Eddie Van Jaylen on the axe.

Favorite TV Show: Family Guy. Typical, I suppose, but I’m not one to care. I also enjoy Metalocalypse.

Favorite Animal: When I go to the zoo, I like to see the Giraffes. Unfortunately, the local zoo has around 3 exhibits. I guess the lemurs are my favorite there.

Ideal Meal: A suitcase full of guts.

Most Embarrassing Moment: I attempted to perform an enema on an elephant and it pooped on my head.

Hobbies: Guitar, womanizing, macking my game, hitting on chicks, trying to get a date, scopin’ out the ladies, wallowing in desperation.

Things You Hate: Elitists, Smart-a**es, acne, McDonald’s, unemployment, white lies, Writer’s block

Hottest Animated Character?: I am WAY over that, friends. However, around the age of five, I had a massive crush on Angelica from Rugrats. She exercised such authority….so sexy……

Little Known Super Power: I can fit two glazed donuts in my mouth, presumably due to the abnormal arrangement of my teeth.

Thing You MUST Know About Me: Saying the word ‘snuggle’ or ‘cuddle’ makes me feel gay

Staff Biography: Austin

In order to make the readers more acquainted and familar with the people behind this blog and what all we do, I decided to compile a brief biography and survey of each member. This is it. It isn't much, but if you learn anything about the sordid minds behind this masterpiece, I have done my job.

Austin is an enigma and a certainty, a legend and an unknown. He grew up in Brooklyn and worked his way up through the journalism ranks until he was a regular columnist for the New York Times. Things were going well for our friend, Austin, and we were happy for him until the fateful incident last September. He was fired for inappropriately hugging a female employee, but we all know she just felt unworthy to be hugged by Austin and that was the only inappropriateness of the situation. Even after the court case proved him innocent, he couldn't get a job at any major newspaper again because of fears of other women feeling unworthy of his sexiness. Out of a job, he called his good friend Josh and implored him for a writing job. Well, he joined our little mafia and the rest is (will someday be?) history.

Full Name: Austin Kelly Fields

Role at the 38 Radius Blog: Intern with a post count record of 0-0

Birthday: March 9, 1990

Age: 17 (I look 27 and sometimes act about 5)

Job Status: I flip the almighty burger at Wendy's

Pets: A Greyhound and two fluffy cats

Car: 1997 Pontiac Grand Am GT

Favorite Bands: Two at the Wall. Of Montreal. The Killers. Underoath. Electrocute. Distance in Embrace. Mute Math. The Faint. Clap. Boys like Girls. Yeahyeahyeahs. The Postal Service. The Fitness.

Favorite Live Show: Two at the Wall.

Favorite Book: The Catcher in the Rye. I've read it 9 times through.

Favorite Movie: Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.

Favorite TV Show: Family Guy or The Price is Right.

Favorite Animal: platypus for sure.

Ideal Meal: Japanese Chicken Terriyaki, white rice, ColdStone Ice Cream, Dr.Pepper, and a full Pez dispenser shaped like Bob Barker.

Most Embarrassing Moment: I block them all out. sorry.

Hobbies: Playing guitar, drawing, Myspacing, social conquests.

Things You Hate Wearing: Bra's and knee high socks.

Hottest Animated Character?: Patrick from Sponge-Bob Square Pants. He has a great figure, not too plump, and no sign of an eating disorder.

Little Known Super Power: Cheese grater-less cheese grating.

Thing You MUST Know About Me: I get up every saturday morning and listen to Polka on the radio... and dance.

Staff Biography: Joshy Josh

In order to make the readers more acquainted and familar with the people behind this blog and what all we do, I decided to compile a brief biography and survey of each member. This is it. It isn't much, but if you learn anything about the sordid minds behind this masterpiece, I have done my job.

Josh is a simple youngun’ who grew up in Compton, which he left the age of 11 to pursue a career in culinary arts. As a result, Josh has garnered much fame as the host of his own cooking show, under the pseudonym ‘Macon’. The show, entitled ‘Makin’ Bacon with Macon’ can be viewed at 2:00AM EST on HBO, due to racy content. Josh greatly enjoys bacon. When he ain’t makin’ bacon, his heart’s a-breakin’.

A unique asset to the blog, Josh is easily the most valuable member, due to the fact that he never posts in it. This easily ups the quality except for when he's being creative in a pseudo gay way.

Full Name: Josh

Role at the 38 Radius Blog: head campaign manager and co-founder

Birthday: June 22nd

Age: 14

Job Status: I write in this one blog...

Pets: cat

Car: yeah

Favorite Bands: Panic! at the disco, Fall Out Boy, Nickelback

Favorite Live Show: Project 86

Favorite Book: It's All Down From Here by Andrew Schwab

Favorite Movie: Family Force 5 Meets Sammy Stephens

Favorite TV Show: Whatever

Favorite Animal: Koally Fish

Ideal Meal: Asian.... people

Most Embarrassing Moment: I've never been embarrassed.

Hobbies: Oh you know, everything.

Things You Hate: Panic at the disco!, Fall out boy, Nickelback

Hottest Animated Character?: Kim Possible!

Little Known Super Power: I'm really sweet so sometimes I give people diabetes

Thing You MUST Know About Me: Well, I'm Josh so it's good that you know my name.

Staff Biography: Vicious G

In order to make the readers more acquainted and familar with the people behind this blog and what all we do, I decided to compile a brief biography and survey of each member. This is it. It isn't much, but if you learn anything about the sordid minds behind this masterpiece, I have done my job.

Vicious G is a living legend. Accomplished actor and musician, uncle, high school and college graduate. In a world of unaccomplished losers, Vicious G stands out. He truly does it all.

He is also a celebrated and critically acclaimed musician who's first album was expected to come out in 2006, but has since been delayed to make it even more awesome. He has toured with John Tesch, Mozart, Stryper, and Boyz II Men.


Full Name: Scott "Vicious" Stedman


Role at the 38 Radius Blog: Writer, Marketing


Birthday: March 3rd 1794


Age:213


Job Status: Seasonally employed


Pets: 0


Car: 2001 Dodge Ram quad cab


Favorite Bands: Mike Knott, L.S.U., Dear Ephesus


Favorite Live Show: FIF


Favorite Book: the most dangerous game


Favorite Movie: Nosferatu


Favorite TV Show: The Shield


Favorite Animal: Scorpion


Ideal Meal: Lean Cuisine


Most Embarrassing Moment: Getting depants infront of a bunch of chicks


Hobbies: gaming, writing, filming, acting, music


Things You Hate: Alle Toxin


Hottest Animated Character?: Jessica Rabbit


Little Known Super Power: I can transport my piss anywhere i want with my mind


Thing You MUST Know About Me: I'm awesome