Wednesday, April 4, 2007

A Day In the Life of Josh


One day Wyatt Beck woke up with an absolute yearning to have a great time on this specific day. This man was a go-getter.

Wyatt eagerly ran to the kitchen to prepare breakfast and with a look of excitement he pronounced that today was his day the good times were ready to roll.


Wyatt quickly sprinted over to the phone and dialed up his good pal josh to see if he wanted to come over for a day of fun and excitement.

Josh picked up the phone and says a glum "hello" expecting a salesman, or his dad's boss calling to inform him of a large raise or some other unimportant information but is blindsided with an invitation to spend the day at his good pal Wyatt's house.

He unleashed a cry of joy and got prepared for his experience.

Josh jolted to the car and was ready to go in a flash.

After he arrived they both knew what the first thing to do was; ping pong. Josh turned Wyatt away with an undeniable conquer.

It was apparent to both of them that the next thing on the agenda had to be a trick competition on the trampoline.


Josh had always outmaneuvered Wyatt when it came to tricks, but Wyatt still tried anyways with a nice butt-bomb off of the roof. This time turned out no differently than ever before; Josh going away with W in the books.

The lads were quite whooped after the trick comp. so they toned things down a bit with a good quality game of leap frog.

Everybody knows that after leap-frog it is traditional to cool one's tongue down on window glass.




Although the great times kept coming, Josh was always looking for something better to do with his time.

Wyatt naturally assumed the better time Josh was looking for was to let him watch himself get covered in cattail seeds.

After all this they had both acquired terrible thirsts so they climbed to the highest points they could find to look for water.



Wyatt peeled his eyes to the West and pointed out a delicious stream he saw flowing freely.


The delicious stream Wyatt saw flowing freely.

"Whew, that hits the spot" Josh proclaimed while celebrating Native American heritage by slurping up the delcious water pure enough to be bottled straight from his hands.

Wyatt and Josh next took turns driving, seeing who could run the most possoms over in 15 minute increments. Wyatt suffered a terrible defeat as usual.

Speding an afternoon basking in the glorious sun is always a great time at the Beck residence.

Wyatt tried to prove to Josh that he was stronger by putting up two tens at onceand doing 4 and a half push-ups, but Josh instantly reassured him he was a weakling and went in to the weightroom and benched 250 using practically no effort at all.

Even Wyatt's dog had decided that he liked Josh much, much better than Wyatt.

Wyatt was getting very frustrated so he challenged his friend to a bear hunting competition. Josh dropped 7 in the blink of an eye overcoming Wyatt, who had shot nothing but his own ego.

A little basketball competition? Josh is game.

Josh had begun to feel bad for Wyatt, he was losing at everything. He tried to show him that he did have some kind features and appreciation for life. Hugging and licking the local trees along with smelling the blossoming flowers showed his brilliant character, yet it still seemed Wyatt wasn't having that great of a time.






After a rock skipping competition (in which pronouncing the outcome seems redundant) took place, Josh was tired of all of this winning and got out some matches to provide his pal some enjoyment.

When burning up a match, it reminded the boys of a game they used to play as younglings titled, "Ring Around the Rosie".

This fun spinning game reminded them of how much they liked each other. It seemed their friendship would never end over something so insignificant as losing a household game, but Wyatt still felt Josh was a competitive jerk.

Josh thought back to Wyatt playing with fire and it sparked an idea as to what that little bit more he had been looking for earlier in the day was. Wyatt had a desireable Project 86 cd collection, which Josh figured would make beautiful kindling.



This was the last straw. Wyatt didn't take so kindly to Josh's idea of a great time and still had anger built up over the whole day from losing at everything. It seemed that their friendship had become a competition and he was more than tired of it.

Josh tried to reassure him that there are more Project 86 cds out there to buy, and he was O.K. with their competitive relationship. Maybe this union was just a game.




Wyatt wins.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

omg! hahaha Josh this deff. made my day...hahaha. and..sorry, but you cant drive!!!can you?? lol. wow...the last picture is probably my fave. =] haha...you tree hugger!

Hopey!

josh said...

no i cannot drive. its a fictional story =)

Anonymous said...

Wow. That was truly gay. I hope and pray i never have to see another post like that again. If i do i will kill both of you either at camp or i'll hunt you down.

josh said...

thanks vicious.
your hip hop career is going pretty well too.

Anonymous said...

you are impressively creative in a pseudo gay sorta way

Anonymous said...

wow that story was really stupid. though i did like the outcome.