Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Staff Biography: Micah


In order to make the readers more acquainted and familar with the people behind this blog and what all we do, I decided to compile a brief biography and survey of each member. This is it. It isn't much, but if you learn anything about the sordid minds behind this masterpiece, I have done my job.


It is truly hard to describe a legend in just one simple paragraph, but that is the job we have when describing Micah's life. First off, the man has a keytar. How amazing is that? He plays guitar for Vicious G and piano at Bill Clinton's inaguration when he was six years old! Few people have ever done the things he has and endured the hardships that he has been faced with.
In 45 B.C., Micah immigrated from Helsinki, Sweden, in order to seek a career in the manufacturing of artisan cheeses. When Micah arrived, things did not go as well as he had planned. The local artisan cheese shop felt that Micah did not meet their standards, as artisan cheese is very difficult to make properly and requires a Ph.D. As a result of his bad luck, a local pastor and his family were more than willing to take Micah in until he can take better care of himself. Until then, Micah has taken a liking to various activities such as spilling his brilliance out onto e-paper, styling his hair, and collecting girlfriends.


Full Name: Micah Daniel Schuylar Wimmer

Role at the 38 Radius Blog: co-founder, editor, writer

Birthday: December 27th

Age: as I write this, I've been alive 5,956 days

Job Status: student

Pets: a yelping little dog

Car: the invisible one from spongbob would be ideal

Favorite Bands: Anberlin, mewithoutYou, David Crowder Band, Mute Math, Sufjan Stevens

Favorite Live Show: Mute Math

Favorite Book: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers

Favorite Movie: Monsters Inc.

Favorite TV Show: The Office/Arrested Development

Favorite Animal: Koalas and penguins

Ideal Meal: Asian food at Subway with strawberry cheesecake

Most Embarrassing Moment: I stole Chinese food once on accident

Hobbies: being really, really awesome, writing, playing instruments

Things You Hate: sarcasm, satire, Josh

Hottest Animated Character?: Ms. Pac Man. she has the best curves in the history of the world

Little Known Super Power: I have the power to say "That's what she said" at the precise moment to obtimize the funny.

Thing You MUST Know About Me: I like Russian history.... a lot.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah you have a yelping dog who's breath smells like decomposing feces

josh said...

i hate your dog. it does smell like decomposing feces and i am the moron who caught that thing. it helps waking me up in the morning and leaves you alone for 3 more hours of sleep. doesnt obey when you tell it to shut its trap, and jumps all over your laptop. the only enjoyment it brings me is spraying it in the face and watching as it shuts up.

josh said...

yelps not helps!!!