In order to make the readers more acquainted and familar with the people behind this blog and what all we do, I decided to compile a brief biography and survey of each member. This is it. It isn't much, but if you learn anything about the sordid minds behind this masterpiece, I have done my job.
It is truly hard to describe a legend in just one simple paragraph, but that is the job we have when describing Micah's life. First off, the man has a keytar. How amazing is that? He plays guitar for Vicious G and piano at Bill Clinton's inaguration when he was six years old! Few people have ever done the things he has and endured the hardships that he has been faced with.
In 45 B.C., Micah immigrated from Helsinki, Sweden, in order to seek a career in the manufacturing of artisan cheeses. When Micah arrived, things did not go as well as he had planned. The local artisan cheese shop felt that Micah did not meet their standards, as artisan cheese is very difficult to make properly and requires a Ph.D. As a result of his bad luck, a local pastor and his family were more than willing to take Micah in until he can take better care of himself. Until then, Micah has taken a liking to various activities such as spilling his brilliance out onto e-paper, styling his hair, and collecting girlfriends.
Full Name: Micah Daniel Schuylar Wimmer
Role at the 38 Radius Blog: co-founder, editor, writer
Birthday: December 27th
Age: as I write this, I've been alive 5,956 days
Job Status: student
Pets: a yelping little dog
Car: the invisible one from spongbob would be ideal
Favorite Bands: Anberlin, mewithoutYou, David Crowder Band, Mute Math, Sufjan Stevens
Favorite Live Show: Mute Math
Favorite Book: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers
Favorite Movie: Monsters Inc.
Favorite TV Show: The Office/Arrested Development
Favorite Animal: Koalas and penguins
Ideal Meal: Asian food at Subway with strawberry cheesecake
Most Embarrassing Moment: I stole Chinese food once on accident
Hobbies: being really, really awesome, writing, playing instruments
Things You Hate: sarcasm, satire, Josh
Hottest Animated Character?: Ms. Pac Man. she has the best curves in the history of the world
Little Known Super Power: I have the power to say "That's what she said" at the precise moment to obtimize the funny.
Thing You MUST Know About Me: I like Russian history.... a lot.
3 comments:
yeah you have a yelping dog who's breath smells like decomposing feces
i hate your dog. it does smell like decomposing feces and i am the moron who caught that thing. it helps waking me up in the morning and leaves you alone for 3 more hours of sleep. doesnt obey when you tell it to shut its trap, and jumps all over your laptop. the only enjoyment it brings me is spraying it in the face and watching as it shuts up.
yelps not helps!!!
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