Friday, April 27, 2007

who is semisweet?

Alright. There has been a new assassin to many of our inner circles of bloggers named semisweet. there are a few things we know about semisweet. 1.) this person is from Haiti. 2.) this person's life goal is to dog on idiots. 3.) is a girl, not a woman, a girl. 4.) has a broad taste of music. 5.) enjoys science. 6.) can be mean and when she is mean does not feel bad about it. 7.) has met salt in person. 8.) likes to take pictures. all this stuff can be found on her blog "some blog" (http://lackofinterest-pointless.blogspot.com/).

We've at the 38 mile radius have pondered, "who is this semisweet who brings tears to our eyes and laughter in our souls?" well we've worked up some theories and here are some of them.

1.) some one who really hates bad grammar. (if that's the case I'm probably the next victim in semisweet's wrath.) The English language is very interesting. cause in case if there is a grammatical rule that doesn't fit in the grammicorial world, then they make up a rule. Plus, sometime rules of the past do not apply today because of our culture. so crap was a slang word but now an appropriate English word in our lives. semisweet has a huge problem with this and wants to save humanity from becoming a bunch of idiots.

2.) someone who has a bi-polar relationship with salt. She does not like salt's views on life but maybe secretly, she is madly in love with salt. (this was micah's theory.)

3.) someone who wants approval here at 38 mile radius so they can be apart of the team. since we already have one girl on our blog (josh). then let's have another.

4.) really a Sasquatch gnome who wants to bring down the man. the big man.

that were all the theories that we came up with. so only semisweet will know which one is right. and if your not down with that you can SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

If she goes anywhere near this blog, regardless of errors, I will track her down and slaughter her without relent.

Anonymous said...

i think its theory #4...it makes the most sense. =]

semisweet said...

good thing i don't feel like ripping your grammar to shreds...

theories that have at least some base in reality:
number one
number three

the theory that is furthest from the truth:
number two

keep trying...

Anonymous said...

I love how someone who does not capitalize or punctuate tears other people up for grammar.

That's funny.



[You're funny.]

josh said...
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