The Gospel According to Sanjaya

There has been a lot of hatred for American Idol contestant Sanjaya. Some people have tried to go on hunger strikes which is, in my opinion, an excuse for fat people to lose weight. On this Maundy Thursday, i was thinking about Jesus and how his story is similar to Sanjaya's.

Jesus was all about showing people love and giving them hope and because of his works, people beat him up, spat on him, and crucified him which lead to his death on the cross. Sanjaya is also giving people love and hope by different hairstyles, sweet moves, and a bright smile. One time I had bowel movement problems. After watching Sanjaya perform on American Idol, i could poop again. Thanks Sanjaya!!!

There are still people who are trying to destroy Sanjaya with their protest, callings, threats, etc. But Sanjaya will still try to fight there Pharisee ways.

"For God (Howard Stern) so love the world. That he sent his one and only son (Sanjaya) so who ever would believe in him shall not perish (another AI season) but have eternal life (No more AI)." Sanjaya 3:16