Questions from my funny mind

Do you know what's funny? A kid moving his arm up and down so the truckdriver can honk his horn.
Do you know what's funnier? A trucker moving his arm up and down so another trucker can honk his horn.
Do you know what the funniest is? A trucker moving his arm back and forth so that a car can honk it's horn.

What is dumb? People who post a million bullitians on Myspace in a day.
What is dumber? People who post a crap load of bullitians so i can see their new pictures everyday.
What is the dumbest? People who post a crap load of bullitians to whine and moan everyday.
What is sad is you probably have a friend on your list that fits all of these. i know i do.

What is worst than a cold shower? A shower with poison gas.
What is worst than Geraldo's Mustace? Rosie O donalds beard.

Once apon a time there lived a Burger King and a Dairy Queen. They lived in a White Castle and had a son named Carl Jr. who liked to play with his Jack in the Box.