the rules of shotgun and the foolishness of michael scott

I was just watching an episode of The Office entitled 'The Injury' and I heard Michael say...
"The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear: the first person to shout shotgun when you’re within the sight of the car gets the front seat. That’s how the game’s played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion."
I decided to do a little bit of research and found out that this is simply not true. There is a gem of a site out there at shotgunguide.com where they go over basically every rule of shotgun you could ever imagine.
Some personal favorites included...

• If there is a tie when calling shotgun, the first person who touches the car wins.
• Shotgun may also be called under the following aliases: Gun, Shogun, Catgut, and Shotty.
• Once a passenger has called shotgun, another passenger may call "Recall Shotgun," thereby overriding the shotgun call and claiming shotgun for themselves. In order for this not to happen the first passenger must call "Shotgun, No Recall."
• If you have called Shotgun and are waiting for the doors to be unlocked, you are not allowed to lift the handle during the unlocking, causing the other doors to remain locked. This voids your right to Shotgun.

I am riding in the front seat basically for the rest of my life. I shall outsmart everyone.