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I was at work today and something came to mind.

I sat a work typing numbers all day
when i say a midget walking my way
She said, "I'm jauipi, and i am looking for you."
"huh?" i windered, this could be something new.
So she talked to me about a person who was of pure evil.
I said, "Jauipi, no one is evilier than evil kenival."

Then out side the window i saw a bird explode
and in a dark cloud something evil arose.
it was gorlock the wizard, and he came for my soul.
So i threw Jauipi at him, and he devored her whole.

I pulled down my pants and pissed in his face.
Gorlock screamed and bled all over the place.
He left his staff laying on the floor.
I picked it up and turned that dead bird into a boar.
Then i killed it and cooked it in the oven.
Man that's what i call some delicious porky lovin.